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EDITOR'S
NOTE: This game is one of three special Xbox/Xbox 360 exclusive
titles available as part of a new Burger King promotional deal.
Each game is $3.99 with the purchase of a BK Value Meal and will
only be available for a limited time from November 19 through December
24 at US Burger King branches nationwide. To accommodate users of
both consoles, Xbox- and Xbox 360-specific versions are included
on every game disc as well.
In
the build up to King Game's newly released trio of Burger King budget
promo games for the Xbox and Xbox 360, Sneak King garnered the most
buzz (well, as much buzz as a four-dollar budget game can get!)
based on the sheer goofiness of its content alone. Having the opportunity
to play in the role of the King as a fast-food stalker stealthily
sneaking hungry citizens various BK menu items actually sounded
rather clever and unique, not to mention laugh-out-loud funny. But
to my dismay, Sneak King has ultimately turned out as the worst
title of the three and that's a crying shame considering this was
set up to be the King's starring role.
With
Sneak King you get four game worlds to explore - a sawmill, neighborhood
cul-de-sac, construction site and a downtown suburban-type area
- with eighty missions to complete in all. In these worlds, the
gameplay objective is simple; sneak around as the King and serve
hungry citizens roaming the area. To do this, you must wait until
you see a thought bubble pop up over someone's head, then prowl
up behind them without being seen or heard and press the A button
to surprise them with a burger, coffee and all sorts of other BK
food. But don't be late, because if someone stays hungry for too
long they'll pass out from starvation!
Of
course, the King isn't one to just deliver food; he has to do it
with style and pizzazz. With this in mind, the game presents a Flourish
Gauge that comes up whenever you successfully surprise someone,
during which you must stop the gauge as it rises and the higher
it is when you stop it, the more elaborate the King's service will
be, going from simply handing food over at the low end to performing
silly dances at the upper range. Pulling off fancier flourishes
isn't just for show either, it rewards a higher game score in the
process, as does chaining sneaks together, jumping out from hiding
places to enhance the surprise of unsuspecting passers-by, giving
food to a person when their hunger level is at its peak and getting
as close to a target as possible before making their day with a
nice cup of chicken fries.
All
of this will have you giggling with hysteria for the first couple
of missions, but beyond that there isn't enough variety or challenge
to the missions to keep the fun factor from nose-diving. Mission
stipulations involve earning a certain score within a time limit,
serving a chain of people without being spotted once, performing
maximum flourishes and other variations, but in the end every mission
winds up playing out exactly the same way and it gets boring in
a flash, with the 200 achievement points spread over 12 achievements
being the only real driving force to make you want to continue trudging
along (for Xbox 360 owners that is).
On
the positive side, Sneak King actually looks pretty darn impressive,
completely blowing away any expectations for what I figured such
a cheap game would present. The King himself is modelled in great
detail, as are the environments he's placed in, while his dancing
and sneaking animations basically make for the main source of appeal.
The audio elements aren't quite as successful though, unfortunately
consisting only of mildly amusing music and passable sound effects.
Even
under the shelter of being a budget title where it's hard to get
overly critical, Sneak King still just isn't a very fun game, plain
and simple. At first its kookiness will have you and any onlookers
cracking up, as you watch the King prowl around and do his little
dances, but after only ten minutes of play you'll have seen everything
the game has to offer, and from then on playing the rest of the
way feels more like a chore than anything else - Sneak King is a
one-trick pony and its one trick gets old far too soon. Despite
its problems, though, the game should prove entertaining enough
to keep your kids occupied for a few hours, which is its main goal
to be fair, and if you're a game collector then it's worth picking
up purely for its novelty and dirt-cheap price alone. But your first
priority (if you're not a BK addict) should be the fun and entertaining
Big
Bumpin', with the final of the trio, Pocketbike
Racer, coming in as a reasonably close second.
Reviewed by Matt Litten for AceGamez (All Rights Reserved).
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