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Unlike a huge percentage of my peers, Buffy holds no real interest
for me. Yes, it's quality TV with a good mix of action, comedy and
drama, but I just don't see the basis for devotion. Many a night
I have been marooned in pubs with only Buffyites for company and
on those occasions I've never felt more ignorant in my life. There
is a certain reverence in the words of the Buffy disciple that verges
on religious and any kind of statement that questions the sanctity
of the Slayer is met with similar pious disregard. All this aside
you can't knock it, as Buffy and Co. churn out season after season
of entertainment that rises well above the usual tripe. Unfortunately
the latest tie-in videogame, Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds,
doesn't quite manage to do the same in the netherworld of console
gaming.
An
unbelievably dull opening scene greets the player and sees the happy
grouping of Buffy, Willow, Xander, Spike and Giles running around
the Magic Box (the shop that Giles owns) in an attempt to rescue
Anya and Tara. Essentially a glorified training mission, this allows
you to get to grips with various characters' skills and techniques.
Predictably Buffy's strengths lie in hand-to-hand combat and post-kill
quips whilst Willow relies heavily on magic to pull her out of tight
situations. Past this the story continues much like a regular episode
and contains all the events and locations you might expect, including
random patrols of the cemetery, trips to the sewers and jolly jaunts
to the underworld. It's at the more interesting end of the genre's
spectrum but unfortunately some shoddy delivery does nothing to
compliment the narrative.
By
far the worst aspect of Chaos Bleeds is the waste of excellent potential.
Whilst many of the characters aren't voiced by their TV series counterparts
they all sound near enough to the mark to be believable and the
well executed, albeit basic, character models back up the sense
of continuity nicely. The problem arises when they open their mouths
and reel off the script in a manner that would make Martin from
Eastenders wince. Unemotional, badly timed and poorly synched conveyance
of what is really quite an amusing script damages the impact of
the in-game engine cut scenes significantly and brings the overall
effect down almost to the level of Alone In The Dark.
Most
of the time you'll be kicking undead butt though, so this may not
be as important as all that. Slaying demons is great fun until you
realise that your eyes ache, your thumbs have gone numb and you
don't really want to kill any more. The enemy sprites don't vary
much and the weapons, while a welcome addition, don't do anything
to the gameplay, the level design is pedestrian to say the least
and the combos are equally dull. None of this really matters though,
as it keeps you entertained for short periods in much the same way
as Dynasty Warriors' frenzy of mindless button mashing. Playing
as and alongside the series' characters adds a little something
absent from most titles in the genre and gives Chaos Bleeds a good
dash of the unexpected. As mentioned before, each character has
his or her own strengths but for a vast majority of the game hammering
the punch and kick buttons offers the most efficient way out of
any situation. That said, the gameplay is fun and has it's place;
it may not be the most involved on the market and you're unlikely
to want to complete it in one go but as an uncomplicated romp it's
sure to satisfy the slayer in you.
Graphical
highs and lows are abound in Chaos Bleeds; some environments instil
fear and set your heart racing whilst others just make you chuckle,
the first few zombie encounters have you flinching as they relentlessly
shuffle at you a'la Resi Evil but after your five hundredth kill
boredom is your greatest enemy. Many of the finer points of animation
have been rushed or completely neglected, despite the general level
of fluidity and speed being very high. Problems occur regularly
when interacting with the environments and things disappear or frames
go missing, which tends to dampen any sense of immersion. Nothing
sticks out about Chaos Bleeds' visuals and the end result is a lacklustre
but solid one that fits with the overall standard of the title.
That
classic intro music accompanies the menu screen to great effect
but sadly this is the audio highlight. The in-game grunts, groans
and quotes are far too repetitive to do anything other than detract
from the experience and the score doesn't quite do justice to the
action.
More
than a few extras round out the options with some interviews with
cast and crew members as well as a photo gallery that allows you
to zoom in on any part of the body…err… picture. A rather inventive
range of multiplayer options has been included in the line up adding
a touch to the longevity of the game but these feel far more like
a novelty addition than anything else and shouldn't really be a
contributing factor in your purchasing decisions.
I
enjoyed Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds, even though I didn't
understand the story as fully as I might (not being a total Buffy
devotee). Its mix of action, comedy and drama is far less even than
in the series and the basic nature of the gameplay doesn't offer
anything outstanding or original. It's a solid purchase that will
keep the enthusiast amused for a good couple of weeks but falls
well short of being anything other than regulation fodder.
Reviewed by Tom LeClerc for AceGamez (All Rights Reserved).
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