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It's that time of year again - FIFA time! I'm a fan of many, many
things and football is not one of those things. However,
I've ironically played plenty of games recently that were based
on things that I'm not a fan of - Dragon
Ball Z, Sudoku
and The
Godfather to name a few. This brings me to FIFA 07, the PSP's
latest football game courtesy of the sports monopolising folk at
Electronic Arts. Now I won't lie to you - I've never really liked
FIFA
- I've found Konami's Pro
Evolution Soccer series to be a far more accessible and entertaining
football game. However, seeing as how open-mindedness is the new
black (not really, I just made that up), I was more than willing
to give FIFA 07 a go.
I'll
continue my trend of being brutally honest and tell you that, in
my opinion, the sports genre in videogames is cashing in on the
gullible fans of competitive outdoor tomfoolery at its best. The
fact that the same game in each franchise - be it FIFA, Tiger
Woods, NHL
or whatever you like - essentially gets re-released every year with
minimal differences or upgrades made to the overall package makes
my blood boil. Don't get me wrong, it doesn't stop the games from
being good (sometimes anyway), but it'd be nice to have a developer
making some sort of groundbreaking and truly intuitive move in an
effort (a successful one if they can manage it) to enhance the gameplay
instead of making the mere obligatory and titular graphical or roster
tweaks each year. FIFA 07 doesn't come on in leaps and bounds with
regards to improvements over FIFA 06, but it's still an impressive
and highly entertaining experience for footie fans on the move.
Actually
playing football in FIFA 07 has both good and bad points; the latter
I'll focus on first so I can get it out of the way and tell you
why you should buy this if you're even remotely into football. First
up, the shooting is terribly hit-and-miss. All too often I find
myself making a run, breaking through the defence, lining up my
striker perfectly with the goal and then cursing like a sailor as
he misses the goal entirely, the ball sailing miles above the net
and probably knocking one of the virtual spectators into a coma.
Secondly, too much of FIFA 07's gameplay is focused in the offensive
zones of the pitch - making a five second run and a pass or two
if you're lucky in midfield before having a twenty second scuffle
in the box is a common occurrence. In addition to the seemingly
low level of strategy involved when compared to Pro Evo, the PSP's
lack of a second analogue stick means that EA completely did away
with things like signature moves and fancy manoeuvres, which causes
the gameplay to veer further back into the arena of a frantic arcade
kickabout rather than the deep simulation that it's been working
its way toward for the past few years. Having said that, FIFA 07's
fast pace, responsive analogue controls (something PSP games often
fail to pull off this well) and notably challenging AI (resulting
in a true sense of satisfaction when you do manage to score) all
add up to make the gameplay exciting and enjoyable, despite the
aforementioned flaws.
Alongside
the standard exhibition matches and country specific or international
tournaments and leagues, FIFA 07 sports a Manager mode that allows
the player manage just about every aspect of their favourite team's
rise to superstardom, including player transfers, contract negotiation,
sponsorship deals and ticket pricing, among many other things. Also,
to add an extra dose of authenticity, you're presented with newspaper
headlines as you progress and fulfil certain criteria; each newspaper
used exists in real-life and is specific to your country (The Sun:
we love it! *cough*). Handily, players who own both the PSP and
PlayStation 2 versions of the game can transfer their manager career
data between the two versions, should they desire to sell some players
or perform daylight robbery on fans regarding tickets while they're
on the train.
FIFA
07 also supports two players in exhibition matches, either locally
via ad-hoc or online via the handheld's funky infrastructure mode.
However, herein lies FIFA 07's big annoyance - its online play is
broken, something that in all probability would not have presented
anything even closely resembling a problem if the game had nothing
whatsoever to do with EA. I don't know what it is about them, but
EA seem to be physically incapable of making any game that
works hassle-free, properly or even a little bit smoothly right
off the bat, seemingly more interested in shoving their own brand
of server and forum plugging down consumers' throats than actually
working to make the games work online. [They are making progress
though; notorious for problematic online play on Xbox, Burnout:
Revenge on 360 is hassle-free and indeed one of the greatest
joys online for the console thus far. Burn-Ed.] As is the case with
the majority of EA games, getting online in FIFA 07 can be an extremely
arduous and tedious experience, frustrating somewhere near the level
of being behind a transparent wall with a hole in it that you can't
quite fit through, knowing that you're mere inches away from a swarm
of soapy, wet, naked Jessica Alba clones. To put it bluntly, you'll
spend what will seem like an eternity entering in names, passwords,
age and gender details and reading reams of legal jargon regarding
usage, only to be confronted by at least one of the following possibilities
- a) the game lags like crazy, b) the game has no end of trouble
keeping you connected to the other player, or c) connecting to someone
else just won't happen, full stop. Do yourself a favour and just
find yourself a few friends who own the game as well; you'll connect
easier and you'll be able to prod and nudge them until they drop
their PSP's and lose the match (score!)
Fortunately,
FIFA 07's front end is reasonably impressive. For starters, the
framerate is rock solid - not once did I encounter even a mere hint
that it might decide to start chugging like a locomotive (ouch,
sorry).Visually the game is aesthetically pleasing, boasting lush,
detailed pitches and clean presentation to go alongside its disturbingly
ugly player models; seriously, if football players were this honest-to-god
grotesque in real life instead of L'Oreal plugging pretty boys,
the sport would have died centuries ago. The sound is exceptional;
alongside the atmospheric ambience of crowds chanting anthems unique
to their teams and the bog-standard EA Trax nonsense that we've
all come to know and loathe, the commentary is superb, which is
something I've rarely experienced in a sports game; it keeps up
with the action sublimely and only seems to falter concerning goals
being missed or scored, where it seems to take the game a second
or two to realise the ball came close to the net.
Despite
some shortcomings, FIFA 07 fits the bill nicely in terms of interactive
football for people too lazy (or rubbish, if you're anything like
me) to go outside and kick a ball around. Sure, it's got its fair
share of irritating quirks, but what game doesn't? And if it was
perfect, EA would have even less reason to release FIFA 08 this
time next year (I'll genuinely have a heart attack if they release
no football game within the next twelve months). FIFA 07 is a fast,
accessible and lengthy game that I ultimately enjoyed for a good
while which, coming from someone who'd usually rather poke himself
in the eye with a rusty spork than play or watch football, is certainly
saying a lot. If you've been playing FIFA games for years and have
grown tired of the franchise then you'll find absolutely nothing
here that's going to win you back. However, if your love for the
beautiful game is still as strong as ever or if you've never played
a football game before and are looking for a PSP game to quench
your budding thirst for footie, then FIFA 07 is as good a place
to start as any.
Reviewed by Mark Reece for AceGamez (All Rights Reserved).
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