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[Please
read the following intro in the overly dramatic style of a classic
American TV show cliffhanger narrator!] Can you help Dirk the Daring
dodge the fiendish traps that await him in the gloomy castle? Will
you be able to rescue the Princess Daphne and defeat the fearsome
dragon that protects her, sleeping upon his bed of gold and precious
treasure? Can you navigate the many obstacles that lie in your path,
slay the vicious monsters that will stop at nothing to kill you
and avoid the many possible deaths that stand between you and your
true love? Enter the Dragon's Lair and find out!
Or
don't.
Dragon's
Lair is something of a nostalgic curiosity from the Eighties - it's
literally an interactive animation, where carefully timed button
presses determine whether the next few frames that play see you
progressing further into the scene or see you burned, crushed, drowned,
sliced, eaten, assaulted or fall to your death, amongst many other
possible fates. Dragon's Lair HD is actually a Blu-Ray disc rather
than a game and the various bits of each scene in the game are played
from the disc in a sequence that's determined by your success or
failure. The highlight is without doubt the wonderful art of legendary
animator Don Bluth, who has been behind many a classic family film
over the years. His fluid and distinctive cartoon style is a joy
to behold and this high definition restoration is the best looking
version of Dragon's Lair ever to hit the market. The sound effects
are classic cartoon fare too, while the overly dramatic soundtrack
adds to the fun of the animation itself.
However,
you don't really get a chance to enjoy the animation, because you're
too busy dying over and over and over and over and over and over
and over and over and over again (yes, really that much!) because
the gameplay, such as it is, involves largely trial and error choices
of five possible buttons - up, down, left, right and enter, which
makes Dirk use his sword. Some of the time it's obvious which option
to choose but other times it's really not, and with multiple choices
in every scene you find yourself making a couple of correct choices,
dying, starting the scene again, repeating the right decisions until
you get to the one that stumped you, trying something else, dying,
replaying the scene, then you get it right, but you get the next
one wrong or don't react in time (sometimes you only get a split
second to react and even if you hit the right button, the wrong
timing will cause you to die), and you replay from the beginning,
over and over until you get it right and progress to the next scene.
It's not exactly what I'd call fun! Meanwhile, the jerky transition
to the death scenes really grates, the death animation itself drives
you nuts and indeed the whole thing is so fast and bitty that it's
like watching bits of a cartoon spliced together (which indeed is
what it is), so there's little flow to the action. Set the lives
to unlimited and get the on-screen visual prompts switched on -
they help by making certain things flash to give you a clue of what
to do when you're stumped.
There
are a number of scenes to play through and their concepts are fun
and varied - swinging across a flaming pit on ropes, dodging crumbling
ledges while fending off attacks from bats and spiders, steering
a raft down some rapids with rocky outcrops and whirlpools to dodge,
guiding a flying mechanical horse between pillars and walls of fire,
leaping this way and that to avoid traps and monsters before landing
that lethal blow and then dodging some more - it should be fun.
However,
the first scene pretty much sets the tone for the game; you fall
through a rotten drawbridge and your instinct is to hit 'up' to
climb back up, but instead you have to use your sword to fend off
the tentacled monster that tries to attack you, then you clamber
upwards and on into the castle. There's no indication of the controls
either - I don't have a DVD remote and it took me a little while
to realise that X is used for the sword (maybe that's obvious, but
it took a good few deaths and a look at the manual, which doesn't
even tell you to use X if you're using the PS3 controller, before
I understood why I couldn't climb up to avoid those tentacles!)
The next room sees a door opening and a crumbling floor, so leap
through the door to your right or get buried under a rock fall.
The scenes get gradually more complex until the grand finale in
the Dragon's Lair, which took me about half an hour to beat - making
my total playing time about one hour and twenty minutes!
There's
no longevity here and you'll need the patience of a saint to sit
through the whole game, despite its incredibly short length. The
bonus features are a nice touch - interviews with Don Bluth and
two of the other creators talking about various aspects of the game,
its creation and restoration, plus you can watch the whole feature
(about twenty minutes including all the death scenes) with or without
a video commentary and there's a comparison piece showing the various
states of the game over the years (seeing it on Amiga is a blast
from the past!) These bonuses make this Blu-Ray disc a collector's
item in its own right, so if you're a fan of the game and enjoy
such things then it's worth picking up for this almost more than
the game itself.
Dragon's
Lair HD is an archaic curiosity that might have been fun back when
it was first released but simply doesn't work as a game concept,
at least not in the way it's implemented on this Blu-Ray disc. Trial
and error gameplay with annoyingly precise timing of button pushes
where it's often not too obvious what to push and exactly when (hammering
the button or direction you think works sometimes does the trick)
does not make for fun gameplay, or really any kind of gameplay at
all. Rent this if you like, but you'll probably spend less time
playing it than you will watching a regular Blu-Ray movie through
just the once, and you'll enjoy it far less than a quality movie
too. Daphne might be the sexiest princess ever to grace a game,
but she's just not worth the hassle!
Reviewed by Geoff Holland for AceGamez (All Rights Reserved).
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