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Can you smell it? It's the scent of big, fat, greedy publishing
execs who drive Lamborghini Gallardos, have Bill Gates on speed
dial and wipe their Kalvin Klein-caressed arses on Christmas festivities
by regurgitating rubbish franchises for a quick buck [insert evil
laugh right about... here]. With the likes of Pictionary, Scrabble
and Trivial Pursuit clogging up release schedules, Who Wants To
Be A Millionaire? Party Edition is just the industry's latest boneheaded
contestant in the hot seat, no doubt allowing execs to "mwa ha haaa"
their way through the Thomas Cook book with their freshly-gleaned
millions.
For
those who don't watch TV (all of you weirdos who read books and
- God forbid! - commune with friends), Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
is a popular game show hosted by Chris "I can't get enough!" Tarrant,
whereby lucky contestants get the chance to win up to a million
quid. And a hug from Chris if you're blond. The actual gameplay
doesn't deviate from the show's winning formula; for those unversed,
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire essentially sees you answering 15
multiple-choice questions, which - as you'd no doubt expect - escalate
in difficulty as you progress. And it's no different here. Kudos
to Climax for getting the writers of that Nation's favourite game
show to pen the questions for Party Edition, with a satisfyingly
eclectic mix of over 4000 questions - meaning that repetition isn't
as much of an issue as previous iterations. Starting out with relatively
facile modern trivia, pop music, TV and games-related questions,
progression brings with it a whole host of more knowledge-specific
questions. However, it's this steep progression - in contrast to
Buzz's family orientated questions - that doesn't lend itself well
to the party game formula, making this iteration strictly one for
the adults. Even then, it's hard to see how a tipsy granny would
know who publishes the Pro Evolution Soccer series, or, hilariously,
know her Snoop Dog from her Jay-Z.
That
said, if the worst should happen and you find yourself biting your
fingernails with embarrassment, the lifeline system returns to ease
the pain a little - and the system is just as well implemented as
its TV counterpart. 50/50 whittles down the 4 multiple choice questions,
leaving you with just 2 remaining answers (one right, one wrong),
making the question just that bit more fathomable, Ask The Audience
sees the PlayStation 2 generating a poll on the likeliness of each
answer being right - and having foreseen the potential for this
to go horribly wrong, the poll is rarely misleading. It's a crying
shame then that the infamously-titled Phone A Friend lifeline -
whilst voiced specifically to the question at hand - is about as
accurate as a drunken, blindfolded, broken-armed knife thrower.
Ouch. On many occasions the lifeline is fairly helpful, helping
you through those tricky "I don't know the 100 pound question!"
embarrassments - however, its inconsistency renders it somewhat
obsolete.
Climax's
efforts to emulate the game show leave little to be desired. Whilst
the Chuckie-esque digi-Chris has been given the boot since the previous
iterations, Party Edition replaces the former freak of nature's
warm seat with a whole new freak - invisible Chris! Aren't you lot
lucky? That's just utter laziness on Climax's part when you consider
that pre-rendered avatars would have done the job nicely. Okay,
so at least we should give Chris a pat on the back for sitting his
backside in the studio chair, having lent his voice to the game,
but with that said he doesn't actually voice the questions, rather
he just blurts out a cringe-worthy array of, "But we don't wanna
give you that!" catchphrases in between questions. In terms of the
game's aesthetics, you'd be forgiven for thinking that Party Edition
features the exact same laughably low-res introductory video as
the PlayStation original, with a frame rate to make the NES cry
with sidesplitting hysteria. THQ needn't worry about Eidos stealing
the belt for the best-looking in-game crowds, either, with rows
of motionless mutes filling the seats, probably wallowing in despair
about starring in such a lacklustre game.
The
most substantial difference here is the inclusion of superbly integrated
multiplayer. Aside from the usual, TV-adapted single player experiences,
Eidos have seen fit to throw in a set of four Buzz! buzzers and
EyeToy compatability for biscuit-and-beer Chrimbo hilarities. After
choosing from an array of Vikki Pollard-inspired contestants and
fiddling around with the various costumes, you can jump into the
likes of Millionaire Party - a head to head Buzz!-like approach
to the traditional formula, and the fairly amusing Play or Pass
- a tactical take on the proceedings, letting you choose the difficulty
of your given question and allowing you to pass a toughie over to
a friend if you're feeling a bit nasty. Then there's a TV-orientated
doubles approach to Chris's primetime classic, with two players
working through the 15 harder-than-Phil Mitchell-with-a-baseball-bat
questions, and having to share the lifelines. Gulp. There's even
the chance to add a timer to the original single player game in
Quick Fire, which helps to shake up the mechanics, but doesn't exactly
innovate in any particular way.
With
over 4000 questions in the bag, there's only one question left to
be answered. Should you buy Who Wants To Be A Millionaire: Party
Edition? If you're a Chris-adoring fanatic, then despite a few unfaithful
touches, Eidos's latest is about as faithful an adaptation as you're
likely to find, with every last tense crescendo and familiar theme
tune present and correct. However, its slightly subject-specific
questions and undeniably steep difficulty level may alienate various
generations - Who Wants To Be A Millionaire doesn't lend itself
well to the party game formula. If you're looking for some top-notch
party action this Christmas then you'd perhaps be better off with
the likes of Sony's Buzz! This is one for the diehard fans only.
And *yes* that's my final answer!
Reviewed by Ricky Lee Staines for AceGamez (All Rights Reserved).
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