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I've been told by various friends that working in a factory is something
that you don't want to get into. The hours are long, the pay isn't
good and the work is boring. However, that Willy Wonker is a clever
guy; he issues five golden tickets to bring kids to his factory
and work for free. Now there's a good idea! The thing is, the other
kids, bar Charlie, get up to mischief, so in this factory-type game
you, Charlie, have to rescue all of these kids from their chocolate-coated
death. While I just want these greedy, arrogant, bossy and over-intelligent
kids to drown in Wonker's brown watery, erm, chocolate, the game
doesn't offer you type of freedom. Besides, kids love rescuing bullies,
right?
Over
the years, I have learnt things that kids (who will be buying this
game) have yet to learn certain skills. Patience is one of them
and temper control is another, two assets you're going to need if
you're even going to touch Charlie And The Chocolate Factory. The
first proper level sees you rescuing Augustus from a tube that is
too tight. This level sees you throwing robots that you have entangled
with a jellybean stalk at these tubes to block the airflow. Sounds
good, but by the end of the level I had almost snapped my controller
in two. You see, you've got to repeat this airflow-blocking task
on four different occasions on the same level and each occasion
has you blocking two or three pipes up. This is a difficult task
too, from picking up the ball to throwing it across a spike pit.
You'll miss, you'll miss again, just like your siblings or kids
will miss and miss again - but the only difference is that they'll
come back to you and moan. Every level consists of something to
annoy; fixing the other kids wrongs can get boring fast.
You're
introduced to a few interesting concepts though. The ability to
control those magical midgets, the oompa-loompas, is quite a welcome
one. You can tell them to do a whole host of different things; harvest
certain trees for special sweets to eat or use as weapons, go to
work on numerous oompa-only tools scattered around the levels, or
follow you around ready for your commands. This is a novel idea
and it works, but younger kids will have a problem learning how
to control these things!
Throughout
the game, you have access to half-a-dozen weapons or so, which aren't
too imaginative. You can throw everlasting gobstoppers, presumably
because they don't taste very nice! Another weapon you'll be using
on the first level are the magical jellybeans I mentioned earlier.
Throw one on the ground and it sprouts and tangles the next thing
up that walks into it. Then you can wield that tangled ball and
throw it at things. If you get stuck, old Grandpa will lend a hand,
one of the redeeming features of this game. He gives you hints and
tips on how to go about certain puzzles and luckily he's on call
24/7 with the push of a button!
Most
of the story is told in a comic style way, with close ups of drawings
and such. It works but I was hoping to see more cartoon storytelling
similar to how the game starts. It's quite lazy of the developers
if you ask me, but if it works then there's no point in fixing it,
is there? Thankfully we're saved with good narration that fits the
pictures perfectly. As well as this, you can expect some audio from
Wonker himself and all the other characters, sound a likes or not,
don't sound too shabby.
Which
is more than I can say for the in game audio and graphics though;
honestly, they're going to get on your nerves quickly. The music
is probably the biggest culprit here, with fairground type tunes
that you typically only want to hear once while you're being hurled
twenty miles an hour around a merry-go-round! Charlie and the other
characters do their best to overpower the music with their little
voice clips, such as commands to the oompa-loompas, but the success
rate here is small. On first glance the graphics don't seem all
that bad. You try looking at the purple-themed levels for long periods
of time though; they're an eyesore! While jumping about, the level
blurs in places too, which isn't something I take a liking to. Charlie
looks well rendered but the rest leaves me with a nasty headache.
I
cannot recommend this game to anyone. My sisters called it boring
and, to me, that speaks volumes. Kids aren't going to want to rescue
the bad guys of the movie, kids want to explore the factory, swim
in the chocolate lakes and hijack cars. Well, maybe not the last
part [At least not until they become teenagers! Ed] but you get
the idea. Poor gameplay with only one or two novel ideas isn't enough
to save this one from the pick n' mix bin, which is where all the
rubbish sweets end up! Anyway, everlasting gum can't be that hygienic
can it and boy would it make your jaws ache!
Reviewed by Dexter Pearson for AceGamez (All Rights Reserved).
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