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Whether or not you like it, there's no disputing that Wrestlemania
is undoubtedly the biggest annual event in wrestling there is. Young
athletes in sports entertainment dream of performing on such a stage
to exhibit their talents, so you know when they get there they will
be giving it their all. Yes, professional wrestling has been vehemently
labeled 'fake' and I am not here to deny or clarify that statement.
What I will say is that every so often in this sports entertainment,
something astonishing happens, and Wrestlemania is hardly ever an
exception.
We
now have the privilege of witnessing Wrestlemania XXII (all
over again, if you watched it on pay per view) and this 3 disc DVD
set doesn't disappoint. After you have got past all the 'don't try
this at home' and Wrestling montages, you can instantly see that
it is very high budget. They must have got NASA to calculate the
cost of the set and all the elaborate entrances that the competitors
get to flex their pectoral muscles in!
The
beauty of owning this on DVD is the ability to skip all the parts
you don't wish to watch. For example, at the beginning of each match
is a featurette to convey how the wrestlers loathe each other and
what has happened to create such a feud. If you have seen all this
before, you can just press the fast forward button. However, these
featurettes are great if you haven't been keeping up to date with
the build-up to Wrestlemania. The transition between each match
is very long-winded, but once you get to the action, most of it
doesn't disappoint. The action begins with a face-off for the tag
team championship belts: Carlito and Chris Masters versus the current
champions Kane and the Big Show. This match exhibits some great
power-moves but it is merely something to get the 17,000+ fans warmed
up, at least when compared to the next match.
The
second face-off is a 'money in the bank' match, which means that
the winner will get a championship title shot to use at any point
in the year. The winner is the first one to grab a briefcase that
hangs about twenty feet in the air above the ring. To do this, the
athletes must use fifteen-foot ladders and that is where most of
the fun lies. I don't wish to give too much away, but there are
high-flying dives off these ladders and even suplexes from the top
rungs. Ouch! The match definitely left a few marks on the six wrestlers
competing in this free-for-all; Matt Hardy, Shelton Benjamin, Rob
Van Dam, Finlay, Bobby Lashley and Ric Flair all play their part
in creating the best face-off on the DVD.
This
is also a good mix of athletes to exhibit together. You have the
younger talents in Matt Hardy and Shelton Benjamin, out to prove
that they are main event material by putting their bodies on the
line. You have Rob Van Dam, whose acrobatics are matched by very
few individuals, then there are the veterans, who prove they can
still rumble with the best, in Ric Flair and to a lesser extent
Finlay. And of course you have the simply gigantic Lashley, who
can throw them all around like rag dolls. This match is brilliant
and is the highlight of Wrestlemania 22.
After
the boring Hall of Fame induction ceremony thingy there's a match
between Chris Benoit and JBL for the United States Championship.
Benoit tries his best to make it exciting by suplexing the huge
JBL dozens of times in a row, but the match is pretty dull overall.
JBL doesn't seem to want to do anything too energetic, as he is
out of shape and his scantily clad female manager is a far more
entertaining sight to behold.
At
least the boredom is soon batted away by the next feud. The fourth
face-off is a hardcore match between Edge (accompanied by the fantastic
Lita) and Mick Foley. These two wrestlers tear each other apart
using a variety of weapons, including barbed wire and thumbtacks
(drawing pins). If you have a weak stomach, it would be a good idea
to skip to the next chapter on the DVD, because there is plenty
of blood and many cringe inducing moves are performed. This is a
great brawl - its only downfall is that it is nothing new. Once
again, Mick Foley gets so angry with his opponent that he becomes
his alter ego, Cactus Jack. Wrestling fans will be incredibly familiar
with this storyline, as it happens way too often. The two athletes
performances are entertaining though, and that's the most important
thing.
The
fifth match is a huge disappointment, as expected. Booker T versus
the Boogy Man is boring and almost entirely uneventful. However,
this can be easily cured with a dose of the next chapter button
on your remote. The next match is one for the guys: the women's
championship face-off between the current titleholder Trish Stratus
and the vengeance obsessed Mickie James.
I
can't say I can concentrate too much on the actual wrestling during
the match, as these are two of the sexiest women in the industry,
in very close contact with each other. I didn't totally ignore the
wrestling however, as it was pretty good. I don't wish to sound
sexist here, but the women's matches are usually pointless. Hear
me out please: there are some great female wrestlers out there,
but they tend to be used in the industry merely as eye-candy, making
their performances extremely dull. This match is an exception to
the rule, because Mickie and Trish actually give a great performance
at the same time as looking incredibly desirable. If people do not
want to watch top-level wrestling and merely want to stare at silicone
heaven, maybe they should be buying an entirely different kind of
DVD!
After
this excellent women's match comes Mark Henry's duel with the Undertaker.
Once again, someone is attempting to end the Undertaker's undefeated
winning streak at Wrestlemania in a casket match. This match is
mediocre at best, but the Undertaker does manage to fire up enough
energy to make a running leap over the top rope to hit Henry on
the outside. This is the highlight of the match, as the two wrestlers
try frantically to avoid being thrown in the casket - perhaps the
pink lining clashes with their spandex?
Once
one of these giants is defeated we are then permitted to get back
to the real stuff: Shawn Michaels versus Vince McMahon in a no holds
barred match. Vince is in great shape for a sixty-year-old and can
really take moves well, like the unfortunate meeting of a chair
to the teeth. This is a brilliant match and shows a lot of stamina
from the two veterans.
By
the ninth match, the entrances have really become too elaborate.
The anticipation for some action between each bout is lengthy and
hinders the enjoyment of the matches somewhat. After the first watch
it will really pay off to be heavy on the fast forward button for
subsequent viewings! On the plus side, the facility is there and
the chapters are set out well for skipping matches and other footage
that you don't want to watch. Once you get past the incredibly long
entrances though, this ninth match is great, if a little short.
It's a triple threat match for the Heavyweight championship between
Rey Mysterio, Randy Orton and Kurt Angle. The face-off is high octane
and exhibits all of the athlete's best attributes. It ends a little
sooner than most of the other matches though; perhaps they should
have extended it and scrapped the next event.
Unlike
the first women's bout, the tenth match of the night is as pointless
as a broken pencil, if I can be blunt for a moment. It is a Playboy
pillow fight, and as you might have guessed, it features two women
who have been in Playboy magazine hitting each other with pillows.
Its not just pillows they use; they also exhibit their hissy-fit
style fighting and roll around on the mat a lot. This is clearly
just a quickly thrown together idea to try and fill some seats with
drooling men. Unlike Trish and Mickie's match, there is no real
wrestling to be seen and it is an awful transition into the main
event.
The
timid reaction from the crowd for the Playboy match soon turns into
an immense roar for the final bout: Triple H versus John Cena, competing
for the WWE championship. Both superstars have equally elaborate
entrances that are unique for this occasion (don't worry, I won't
give them away!) Once the bell rings, the match is slow to start
but the crowd reaction is immense. Triple H and Cena pick up the
pace and continuously elevate the cheers and booing. However, it
is hardly the best Wrestlemania main event there has ever been -
and it is certainly surpassed by the 'money in the bank' match from
earlier in the night. Triple H and Cena show some excellent talent
in a large portion of the match, there are just a few too many Irish-whips
to the ropes and right hands that slow the pace down too often.
Having
said all of this about the main feature, you may actually want to
view the extras on the 3 disc set before you watch it. This is because
it has some great matches that build up to Wrestlemania. Some of
these matches are even better than those of the main feature and
create some real tension beforehand. Most of these build up matches
include the athletes who go on to compete at Wrestlemania and although
they are much shorter than the main feature, they do display a lot
of action and excitement. Other than the extra matches, there are
loads of featurettes and exclusive footage - it will take you ages
to watch the DVD from start to finish in its entirety. The only
problem with the extras is that they are placed on the wrong discs
in the set. The main feature is on the first disc, but so are some
of the extras - this means that during the main feature you have
to swap discs (and watch all the 'don't try this at home' warnings
again!)
Wrestlemania
XXII is an excellent addition to any sports entertainment collection;
it probably won't be your best, but there are some matches on there
that beg to be watched plenty of times over. You will have to be
prepared to skip through a lot of the build up on subsequent viewings
and you will have to totally ignore the Booker T match and the pillow
fight, but apart from a couple of bad matches, WWE fans will be
very pleased with this offering and it is without doubt a recommended
purchase.
Reviewed by Liam Bennion for AceGamez (All Rights Reserved).
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