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I can sum up My Date With Drew with one word: creepy. Now, I can
understand the premise and that there is a certain charm to the
idea, but there is a point where this film becomes very uncomfortable
to watch. Brian Herzlinger has won $1100 on a TV game show with
the winning answer "Drew Barrymore" and so, despite the fact that
he barely has enough money to live, he decides that as he's had
a crush on her since ET, he'll use this money to try and get a date
with her. Unable to afford to buy a video camera, he gets one intending
to return it under the thirty-day return policy (which sounds like
a great idea when you consider a film like Phone Booth was shot
in just twelve days). This gives him a target time of thirty days
and a budget to film himself as he goes about trying to get a date.
He
uses the concept of 'six degrees of separation' to find a friend
of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend who knows Drew.
If you've ever tried this, it's an interesting, if completely flawed,
concept that anyone can connect themselves to anyone in the universe
through a chain of only six people. (E.g. I have worked interviewing
WWE's Kane, Kane works for Vince McMahon, who has worked with Hulk
Hogan, who worked on Gremlins 2, produced by Steven Spielberg who
is the godfather of Drew Barrymore. Simple!) What Herzlinger finds
is that all it takes is one break in the chain and you're at a dead
end. Throughout the film he meets the writer of Charlie's Angels,
John August, (who despite the fact that he wrote one of the most
successful films, is utterly useless at helping him), and 'stars'
Eric Roberts and Corey Feldman, neither of who have seen Drew in
a long time.
Brian
meets Drew's cousin, but she openly admits that she's never met
Drew and wouldn't be able to arrange a date. Because of all this,
there are points where the film is quite frankly very boring. Brian
hits dead ends and it's not so much that the dead end is heartbreaking
or depressing, but as it adds nothing to his quest or the film then
why include it? Five minutes is wasted on him getting pampered by
Drew's facialist and during it he gains no information other than
which treatment she likes. Despite the dream date looking less and
less likely, Brian goes through a phase of trying to improve himself
by working out, seeing a psychic and even going on a test date with
a Drew look-a-like. The best thing about is when he meets a number
of candidates who look nothing like her, but believe they do! I'm
not sure whether it's because it's one of her favourite films, but
he also spends a lot of time talking about and singing songs from
Grease 2, which is a little creepy. Later he phones his ex-girlfriend
to ask what she thinks about his project and and it's not surprising
that she says it sounds "stupid" and that she only got with him
because she "felt sorry for him". This leads to a number of angry
calls between Brian and his ex, which are a little uncomfortable,
and it's during this time that I actually felt that Drew's people
should have taken notice and stopped all this. In fact, after all
the revelations from this, you'd think he'd just call it quits.
The
three camera operators (Herzlinger, Jon Gunn and Brett Winn) are
clearly amateurs and though they have adequate skills, this does
lack the slick work of some documentaries. It's never actually explained
what Herzlinger's connection in show business is, but it's clear
as the film progresses that he hasn't been very successful at it.
A number of scenes see him rejected from jobs, receiving calls from
his bank over late payments and maxed out credit cards. This is
all a little difficult to watch and he even rejects using any of
his budget to pay the bills, claiming that the quest for Drew is
more important.
One
thing that is very strange is that twenty-four days takes up fifty
minutes of film and then six days are covered in almost the same
amount of time. I understand that this is the critical point of
the film, but you'd think that more would've happened in that time.
However, this is where the film becomes even creepier, with Brian
creating fake passes to get into an after show party to see Drew
and this negates his earlier comments about not wanting to appear
"stalker-like." It's points like this when you start to question
his motives and worry that this is going to end like The King of
Comedy. During this section, Brian talks about how he won't be able
to talk to her due to nerves, which again makes me question what
the point is at all? I won't spoil the ending as to whether he actually
succeeds in going on a date with Drew, but by the end of the film
I didn't care. Unlike Morgan Spurlock's Super Size Me or Nick Broomfield's
Tracking Down Maggie (which is similar to this film, yet an infinitely
better attempt to gain an interview with Margaret Thatcher!) I simply
didn't care what the outcome was and actually wanted Brian to fail.
Unlike
other documentaries that pile on the extras to support the feature,
there's just a trailer. That's it! No commentary, no comments from
Drew, no deleted scenes, nothing. I'm not sure whether this is a
good thing or not, as the thought of spending more time with this
obsessed guy might have just put me over the edge.
My
Date with Drew is an appallingly constructed film that will give
all those freaky stalkers out ther who are tired of fighting restraining
orders an excuse to follow their idols with a video camera. There
are some who may enjoy the naive, idiotic charm of Herzlinger, but
I found him to be a rather sad individual who really needed to get
his priorities right about life. Hopefully (based on his obsession
in the film) he won't be allowed to make a sequel: My Date with
the Cast of Grease 2!!
Reviewed by David Simpson for AceGamez (All Rights Reserved).
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