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This could almost be called ECW: Glorious Past and Horrible Present!
However, despite my hatred of the current ECW product, WWE have
at least picked (for the most part) the best of what ECW have done
in the last year and with the release of ECW's The Most Extreme
Matches, The Rise and Fall of ECW and now ECW: Extreme
Rules there is thankfully nothing left from ECW's past for McMahon
to plunder and exploit.
Presented
by Joey Styles and Tazz, this is a combination of the matches and
highlight reels of a number of notable wrestlers (Sabu, Sandman,
Balls Mahoney), but the absence of many others is baffling (no look
at Dudleys, Tommy Dreamer, Rob Van Dam or even former owner Paul
Heyman himself). These are all far too short and the ones of the
newer ECW stars (CM Punk and Kevin Thorne) seem a little pointless
if you don't include any of their matches. The inclusion of Kelly
Kelly (arguably one of the worst divas ever) and Ariel's tarot card
reading was just an excuse for WWE to show off her… ahem… assets!
However, there are lots of highlights, including Jerry Lawler's
hilarious invasion from WWE and Chris Benoit breaking Sabu's neck
by suplexing him onto his head, which is just scary to see and gained
Benoit the nickname 'The Crippler'. One odd thing is the inclusion
of Tazz's victory over Shane Douglas; this was such a big deal at
the time that it truly deserved to be here in full.
With
sixteen matches on offer it'd be cruel to say that everything after
the original ECW incarnation is terrible, but when you compare any
of the matches from the new ECW TV show to any of the matches from
the first disk then you'll see why ECW is such a joke. Nowhere is
this seen more clearly than in their recent December
To Dismember PPV.
ECW
World Heavyweight Championship Match ****
Sandman vs. Cactus Jack
I
love Sandman - he's so cool that it's hard not to! As with most
of the matches, this is a brutal mixture of barbed wire and canes
and is pretty hard to watch at times. This early Mick Foley match
is great for seeing how he developed his character(s) over the years
and I can't believe he's still walking after all of this!
Steel
Cage Weapons Match for the ECW Tag Team Championship ***
The Gangstas vs. The Eliminators
Any
match that involves New Jack is going to be brutal (what with him
being a former bounty hunter!) and this is no different. A great
match, spoilt by the constant playing of The Gangstas music for
the first four to five minutes of the match.
Scaffold
Match ***
Tommy Dreamer vs. Brian Lee
For
those who don't know, Brian Lee was the Underfaker, just
in case you do a double take and think that it's the Deadman in
ECW. To win this match you need to push your opponent from the wobbly
scaffold (constructed by The Sandman -I kid you not!) through the
tables. This match is helped by having both the original Joey Styles
commentary and an alternate commentary with Tommy Dreamer and Jonathan
Coachman; Dreamer reveals a lot of information about the match and
the ECW style.
Stairway
to Hell ****
Sandman vs. Sabu
Sabu
and Sandman - it just doesn't get any better than this! A gruesome
match to watch, but like anything from this disk it's just mesmerising.
Dudleyville
Street Fight **
Buh Buh, D'Von & Big Dick Dudley vs. Sandman, Tommy Dreamer & Spike
Dudley
Not
a great match but still watchable enough to justify its inclusion.
Dreamer and Sandman work well with this match, but the Dudleys feel
a little awkward.
Championship
Unification Extreme Death Match ***
Taz vs. Sabu
Again,
the inclusion of original and new commentary by Tazz and Joey Styles
is great and makes this match even greater than it is. Both were
injured and so the match isn't as great as it should be, but still
a strong showing from both.
ECW
World Heavyweight Championship Match ****
Mike Awesome vs. Masato Tanaka
Despite
how extreme this match is, it's probably one of the few pure wrestling
matches here. Tanaka and Awesome work so well together that it's
not surprising that they had so many rematches. Simply awesome!
(No pun intended).
Tables,
Ladders, Chairs & Canes for the ECW World Heavyweight Championship
***
Steve Corino vs. Sandman vs. Justin Credible
I
wish this had been under elimination rules, as it felt too generic
in terms of the action and there is so much going on that the whole
thing becomes a little confusing. All three wrestlers get lots of
offence in, but the victory is not as satisfying as some other matches.
Dudley
Boyz vs. Tommy Dreamer & Sandman ****
Wow!
A great match with lots of surprises and a fabulous ending, though
I wish they had shown the whole aftermath as well.
Rey
Mysterio vs. Rob Van Dam ****
Both
wrestlers were on a roll at this time and give each other as good
as they can get. This is not a bloodbath; it's more like a classic
lucha match that's just beautiful to watch. It's spoilt by having
a commercial break part way through but it's not a drastic problem.
Mixed
Extreme Tag Team Match ****
Mick Foley, Edge & Lita vs. Tommy Dreamer, Terry Funk & Beulah
If
only they hadn't spent so long at the beginning doing terrible promos
then I would have marked this match higher. With Funk, Foley and
Dreamer involved you have to be prepared for the worst and all six
get an amazing showing here. It's surprising how much they put each
other through. Warning: this match is not pleasant to watch!
Extreme
Rules Match for the ECW World Championship **
Rob Van Dam vs. Big Show
All
of ECW's woes can be traced back to here. RVD was arrested for driving
while under the influence of drugs and this was his punishment.
I think I'd rather take some jail time, as Big Show is just slow
and boring!
Extreme
Rules Match for the ECW World Championship ***
Big Show vs. Ric Flair
It
was during this match that I sat pondering this question, "What
does 'Extreme Rules' actually mean?" Is it the same as a No DQ match?
I thought the whole point was that every match was 'Extreme'. Did
I get that wrong? Although I love watching Flair, even he can't
get a great match out of Show.
Ladder
Match to Determine the # 1 Contender for the ECW World Championship
****
Sabu vs. Rob Van Dam
This
is a great match and almost a glimmer as to what two great ECW wrestlers
can do. My one problem with this match is that there are too many
points where both wrestlers call the match to each other. As the
ECW TV show is only an hour long, I feel that they were given this
match move for move in order to fit the timeframe (an ad break didn't
help either) and so it doesn't feel as spontaneous as others in
the past. Sabu botches so many moves that he is clearly 'suicidal'
and also a 'danger to others'.
Extreme
Rules Match **
Rob Van Dam & Sabu vs. Test & Mike Knox
Why
is this here? Why? Though exciting, this is still not as entertaining
as it should be and thankfully RVD and Sabu carry Test and Knox
through this match.
Extreme
Rules Match *
Rob Van Dam vs. Hardcore Holly
A
horrible garbage brawl that doesn't do anything to get either Holly
or RVD over. RVD will never be booed and so his push from the main
events and the title shots is possibly one of the biggest mistakes
in wrestling since Eric Bischoff told Steve Austin he'd never make
any money!
I'm
not sure what this disk is trying to do. If its main aim was to
prove that ECW was great in the past and now it's terrible then
it's a rousing success! The current whole roster consists of nineteen
wrestlers (not including divas) and of these there are probably
only six or seven that I'd actually pay to watch. RVD is one of
the most popular wrestlers in ECW or the WWE; he has been used almost
in a jobber status since he lost (read: was stripped of) his world
titles and WWE have continued to book new wrestlers, yet old WWE
rejects in ECW and fans have turned on them, turning off the program
in droves. The only reason ECW went out of business in 2001 was
because Paul Heyman was a terrible businessman; if he'd had the
financial might of McMahon or Turner then he would have run both
WWE and WCW into the ground with ECW's innovative match styles and
entertaining storylines. Wrestlers like the Dudleys, Rhyno and Mike
Awesome would never have left the company if Heyman hadn't been
bouncing their paycheques for months (Rhyno was owed almost $50,000!)
and eventually wrestlers who had become disillusioned with WCW and
WWE (Chris Benoit, Raven, Chris Jericho) would be jumping to ride
the ECW wave rather than to WWE. Sadly that never happened and even
with McMahon's chequebook to back them up, it seems the ECW is doomed
to failure; given the evidence presented in ECW: Extreme Rules
I'll be surprised if it can survive for very long without the creative
force of Paul Heyman behind it.
Reviewed by David Simpson for AceGamez (All Rights Reserved).
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