Arr, 'tis Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Arr, as some of ye scurvy sea dogs out between em screensd know, today be a very important day fer all o us keepin a swash-buckling and ferocious pirate down yonder tis Talk Like a Pirate Day! This international holiday be celebrated throughout all o the world, where modern pirates o any culture an nationality unite to bark commands as watch it, ya bilge rat, or itll be the cat o nine tails fer ye! at random landlubbers passin by. Aye, tis a fine day to plunder the local food-pushers pursuin booty and grog. But ye mustnt think our pirate-y sides are only showin this day of the year they be always lumberin just down yonder, an tis a trick to keep from shoutin all year round. Fortunately, theyve had the chance to surface now an again, be it as a blond pirate wannabe or an experienced sea captain with full red beard and a peg leg.
Fer those of ye whove little experience in the field of piracy in gaming, lemme start out be tellin ye that its nothin te do with copies o any kind. Tis simply games dressed in em glory days o the 17th century, when men were men, women were women an foul-smellin, grog-drinkin pirates were foul-smellin, grog-drinkin pirates. One o the earliest games te peek at the genre was Sid Meiers early success, Pirates!, an it mixed role playin, RTS, arcade an strategy together te form one o the most innovatin games ever, as well as a firm foundin fer is future career. A few years back, he took up creatin a remake o is classic, an it was released fer the X-Box an PC.
Some years after Sid Meiers carrack hit the waters, LucasArts, back then renowned creators of pointnclick adventures, set about creatin a comical an modern take on the 1600-pirate, in their hilarious Secret of Monkey Island. Ye were in control o the pirate-in-trainin, Guybrush Threepwood, as ye went about savin bonny lasses, defeatin vile ghost pirates an figurin out a proper use fer a rubber chicken-with-a-pulley-in-the-middle. On yer way, ye were faced with such dreadful horrors as strokin a pirate, pickin flowers in a dark forest at ten o clock in the evenin an sneakin onboard ships full o skeletal minions of the ghost pirate LeChuck. As the game developed a huge fanbase that still exists, three sequels were released, all of them keepin the tone an atmosphere o the original masterpiece.
Fer more original pirate franchises o recent years, Disneys blockbuster Pirates o the Caribbean from 2003 springs to mind. Fer the usual game counterpart followin a hit movie, Disney ad Bethesda Softworks, developers o the legendary Elder Scrolls series craft em a game worthy o the movie. Bethesda simply renamed the sequel to their buccaneer tale Sea Dogs, threw in a few skeletal pirates an called it a day. Even though some might call that a recipe fer disaster, it appears to ave turned out well enough, an Bethesda kept the franchise fer a few more games, ruinin the last two attempts at digital piracy.
Another title deservin honourable mentiond be Nokias High Seize, developed fer their N-Gage game deck. A grim tale o much intrigue an ambiguity, High Seize continued the turn-based battle system first introduced in the Pathway to Glory franchise, an was released a few years back to much critical acclaim, an today it be one of the most played games in all o N-Gage Arena.
So, if ye only just heard o International Talk Like a Pirate Day now as the bellowin has quieted down an the singin is vanin, take a minute to be disappointed an frustrated. When ye be done, dont ye worry there be plenty o opportunity to dress up as a mighty corsair an swagger down the street with an ale o grog an a drunken grin, handin out black spots an promisin to keelhaul strangers. Just you wait til Capn Jacks latest adventures are thrown on one o em shiny discs and sold all oer the country. An if ye cant wait, let out yer inner pirate in the company o many a digitised swashbuckler as ye play through modern pirate culture. Arr, me hearties, arr!
Fer those of ye whove little experience in the field of piracy in gaming, lemme start out be tellin ye that its nothin te do with copies o any kind. Tis simply games dressed in em glory days o the 17th century, when men were men, women were women an foul-smellin, grog-drinkin pirates were foul-smellin, grog-drinkin pirates. One o the earliest games te peek at the genre was Sid Meiers early success, Pirates!, an it mixed role playin, RTS, arcade an strategy together te form one o the most innovatin games ever, as well as a firm foundin fer is future career. A few years back, he took up creatin a remake o is classic, an it was released fer the X-Box an PC.
Some years after Sid Meiers carrack hit the waters, LucasArts, back then renowned creators of pointnclick adventures, set about creatin a comical an modern take on the 1600-pirate, in their hilarious Secret of Monkey Island. Ye were in control o the pirate-in-trainin, Guybrush Threepwood, as ye went about savin bonny lasses, defeatin vile ghost pirates an figurin out a proper use fer a rubber chicken-with-a-pulley-in-the-middle. On yer way, ye were faced with such dreadful horrors as strokin a pirate, pickin flowers in a dark forest at ten o clock in the evenin an sneakin onboard ships full o skeletal minions of the ghost pirate LeChuck. As the game developed a huge fanbase that still exists, three sequels were released, all of them keepin the tone an atmosphere o the original masterpiece.
Fer more original pirate franchises o recent years, Disneys blockbuster Pirates o the Caribbean from 2003 springs to mind. Fer the usual game counterpart followin a hit movie, Disney ad Bethesda Softworks, developers o the legendary Elder Scrolls series craft em a game worthy o the movie. Bethesda simply renamed the sequel to their buccaneer tale Sea Dogs, threw in a few skeletal pirates an called it a day. Even though some might call that a recipe fer disaster, it appears to ave turned out well enough, an Bethesda kept the franchise fer a few more games, ruinin the last two attempts at digital piracy.
Another title deservin honourable mentiond be Nokias High Seize, developed fer their N-Gage game deck. A grim tale o much intrigue an ambiguity, High Seize continued the turn-based battle system first introduced in the Pathway to Glory franchise, an was released a few years back to much critical acclaim, an today it be one of the most played games in all o N-Gage Arena.
So, if ye only just heard o International Talk Like a Pirate Day now as the bellowin has quieted down an the singin is vanin, take a minute to be disappointed an frustrated. When ye be done, dont ye worry there be plenty o opportunity to dress up as a mighty corsair an swagger down the street with an ale o grog an a drunken grin, handin out black spots an promisin to keelhaul strangers. Just you wait til Capn Jacks latest adventures are thrown on one o em shiny discs and sold all oer the country. An if ye cant wait, let out yer inner pirate in the company o many a digitised swashbuckler as ye play through modern pirate culture. Arr, me hearties, arr!

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